It’s the era of digital dating! Weather you approve or disapprove of Tinder, it’s hard not to be curious about what goes on in the app. I was curious myself. So, being the hopeless romantic that I am, I made a Tinder profile for myself and lurked around for a couple of days. After a while, I couldn’t help but notice a pattern and certain stereotypes, some subtle Nepali traits, if you will. Here are the 8 types of Nepali girls on tinder you’ll encounter.
So, if you’re planning to go swiping on Tinder and wondering what to expect, you’re in the right place.
Lemme ask you this, what happens when you try talking to a wall? Do you get a reply from the wall? No? Well, that’s exactly what happens when you text this girl. Even if she does reply, her texts will almost always be monosyllabic – Yes, No, Huh, Haha!
For some reasons, the most common profession amongst Nepali girls in Tinder appears to be nursing. While they’re all pretty cute, most of them seem to lack originality when it comes to writing a good bio. From my experience, 90% of the time, they’ll have a bio that reads, “Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back.” *Sigh* No, Thanks, love! I’ll have a certified doctor please.
First, she will lure you in with her steamy hot pictures. Then, her bio will read “Not very active here. Let’s talk on Instagram.” You’re already bewitched. You look her up on Instagram, send her a follow request and a DM, and start planning names for all the beautiful and smart kids you’re going to have together. But your heart sinks as the days pass by without any replies and you gradually realize that you just got duped for a follow, king.
Every once in a while, you’ll come across Tinder profiles featuring pictures of Deepika Padukone and Alia Bhatt. Of course, these aren’t actual Bollywood divas looking to date Nepali men. They’re just curious cats who want to know what goes on in Tinder without having to reveal their personal identity.
The Confused Aunty
I shit you not, on multiple occasions, I’ve come across Tinder profiles of 40-year old Aunties with pictures of their husband and kids, Yikes! I don’t think they’re planning to cheat, though. If they were, they’d probably be more cautious about it. They probably confused Tinder with Instagram or something.
Having recently broken up with her longtime boyfriend, she is walking around with a heavy emotional baggage. Tired of the tears, she’s now on Tinder looking for a rebound. Will you give her a hand with her baggage? She might help you with yours.
This has to be the most annoying of the lot – an actual heterosexual cis man trying to catfish other men. Dude, it’s not even funny anymore. 1999 called, they want their prank back.
Now, this one is as rare as a Mewtow but if luck happens to be smiling upon you, she might just cross paths with you. She is gorgeous, smart, funny and most importantly, she doesn’t say “Darr lagyo my lord!” after every sentence. SCORE! You guys hit it off in an instant, exchange your social media accounts, continue having lengthy conversations and before you know it she’s under your skin. And if you know she’s a keeper, you better make sure to keep her.
And these are some of the Nepali women you’ll encounter on Tinder. Did we miss a type? Let us know in the comment section!